A Relaxing Day

Joyce went off with her friend shopping while I stayed home, sat in the warm sun and did some reading. It was a nice relaxing day until Joyce came home and our neighbor was calling me.

Bob claimed that he told his wife that he wanted a new pet. So...on her way home, she picked one up. The problem is that it was dead as you could tell by the smell.
Bob had to ham it up with his wood gun. Yes, the gun is wood that he made from various piece of wood.